Is Cocaine Bear the best picture of this year?

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And, ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a ride of outrageousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an unmissable ride in more the ways you could imagine. This movie is based on the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a fun horror-themed comedy that'll have you laughing, scratching your head, and contemplating the lives of bears and drug traffickers.
Cocaine Bear When we first meet the dashing Andrew C Thornton, played well by Matthew Rhys, you know that you're going to be a thrilling ride. The smuggler has style elegance, grace and a knack for dumping his precious items in the most off-putting spots. And he had no idea, he was about to accidentally create the myth of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!" You should forget all you think of bears and their eating habits. The film takes a tough argument and claims that when bears are addicted to cocaine, they can't only have a good time, they get bloody! Forget about Godzilla There's a new King in town and his name is a bear, with a penchant for powdered substances. Our cast of characters that includes the dumb police or the incompetent criminals and the innocent bystanders who had trouble finding their way into a trash bag, will keep you with laughter. Their collective incompetence will be an eye-opener. If you're ever seeking a laugh and a laugh, imagine the detectives Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell working together to investigate the mystery without accidentally shooting each other. Don't forget to mention our brave adventurers Olaf and Elsa. The ones who appear in "Frozen." They stumble across the riches of Colombian goods, and as soon as the time you've heard "Bearzilla," they become an ideal target for Cocaine Bear's ever-growing hunger. Do you really need to be a Disney princess when there's an erupting, snorting bear that is on the loose? The movie strikes the perfect blend of comedy and terror it makes you laugh the first time and grab your popcorn in terror the next. The body count is higher then the hairs around your neck so you'll have to cheer at each death with a wicked pleasure. This is exactly like watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper. Then, let's get to the final showdown. Imagine the scene: a waterfall over the backdrop, our fearless family composed of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry (blog post) all set to go up against Henry, Dee Dee and Sari ready to take on Cocaine Bear. It's an epic war for to be remembered, featuring the sound of bear roars and explosions and enough white powder to beat Tony Montana to shame. Just when you think that bear's done the day, it's revived by a cocaine explosion! Talk about a new era of famous proportions. Sure "Cocaine Bear" may have imperfections. Editing can be as unpredictable as a caffeinated squirrel leading you to scratch your head and thinking that the reel had been used in secret as scratching posts. Don't fret, fans, as the bear CGI is surprisingly top-notch. The bear is the star of the show, even if the team of editors seemed to get a little giddy themselves. This film is a cocktail of tension, double-crossings and unanticipated bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. Then, as the credits play as you go home with a smirk in your eyes, think of his final warning to the audience: Bears shouldn't be fed anything, especially not drugs or fellow trekkers. Don't be fooled, it's not going to take a lot of time for anyone who is involved. Get your popcorn, buckle it up and get yourself immersed in the outrageous world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a cinematic adventure unlike anything else that's bound to have you in stitches, pondering the true significance of bears and their undiscovered party possibilities.